Drunk and disorderly

I drank:

• 3/4 pitcher of lust
• 1 large white wine
• 1/2 a bottle of white wine (Helens fault, it was buy 2 glasses and get the rest of the bottle free so you know....)
• 1 Malabu and coke
• 1 double malabu and coke
• 1/2 of a double vodka and J2O (I spilt half of it on the table, then they made me clean it up myself)
• 1/2 pint of Stella (its was Petes and I kinda nicked it)
• 1 1/2 shots of pink Sambuca (Pete wanted half of one of the shots coz there was no more of the pink one left and I wanted it coz it was pink)
• 3 shots of black Sambuca (I think, not as nice as the pink one though)

And pictures............